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Competitive cheer gear for the dads carrying the season.

Two Minutes on the Mat, One Mortgage in Vegas

Two Minutes on the Mat, One Mortgage in Vegas

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
Sale Sold out

Why this lands

  • Hotel block code. Spectator fee. Mat tape. Folding chair. This isn't your first comp weekend.
  • Free shipping on $50+ orders. Flat-rate shipping is $5.99 under $50.
  • Built to read like an inside joke to anyone who has paid the fee and kept driving anyway.
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Print to order

Built when you order it. Ships in 5–7 business days.

Shipping

Free on $50+ orders. Flat-rate $5.99 under $50.

What this does in the wild

Reads like an inside joke to cheer dads and like a clean premium gift to everyone else.

Gift-ready

Strong enough for birthdays, comp weekends, Father’s Day, or the dad who booked the rooms again.

Quantity

Your flyer hit zero, the crowd went wild, and your bank account hit negative. Worth it? Ask me after I check my credit card statement. Tagline: Vegas competitions: where routines are short and hotel bills are long.

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