Competitive cheer gear for the dads carrying the season.

My Kid Throws Humans and I Funded the Whole Program

My Kid Throws Humans and I Funded the Whole Program

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Why this lands

  • Hotel block code. Spectator fee. Mat tape. Folding chair. This isn't your first comp weekend.
  • Free shipping on $50+ orders. Flat-rate shipping is $5.99 under $50.
  • Built to read like an inside joke to anyone who has paid the fee and kept driving anyway.

Print to order

Built when you order it. Ships in 5–7 business days.

Shipping

Free on $50+ orders. Flat-rate $5.99 under $50.

What this does in the wild

Reads like an inside joke to cheer dads and like a clean premium gift to everyone else.

Gift-ready

Strong enough for birthdays, comp weekends, Father’s Day, or the dad who booked the rooms again.

Quantity

Every basket toss, every pyramid, every full—all brought to you by your checking account's slow, painful death. The gym sends the invoice. You send the check. She throws teammates. You throw money. Tagline: At least someone's going up in this relationship.

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